Hello. Today I writing about big problem of my family. And no fat chick for ninja.

In recent time I have much problem with members of family. I have mother and father and sister and brother. Sister and brother is more young than me. Problem come from my choosing job as ninja. My father has job as government worker. This type job get regular salary and respect and pension. My mother has store and it receive profit. But my situation much different. First problem is job of ninja now not receive same respect as old time age. Older generation peoples still respect for ninja job but now generation has not. Second problem is I not marry yet. In Japan much pressure to marry especial for most old son in families. I am most old son so parents expectation I marriage. I have much difficult to achieve just see inside panty area of womens - get marriage very more difficult compare to. Marriage not happening yet so much pressure from parents.

Family say to me quitting job of ninja, get regular of job and get omiai (arrange marriage). I not interest in non-ninja life. Also not interest in arrange marriage womens. They every time old and ugly and big. No fat chick for ninja. My younger brother is marriage so more have pressure to me. He also successful business so very more pressure to me. If I meet beautiful women and marry then I much happy. But only women who interest for me is ugly women name Hiroko. She is tuna have legs. Much disgust to me. In my neighborhood is one of samurai who is marriage to beautiful women. Ninja hate samurai so this is much, much jealously.

These day chance of marriage maybe is zero. My most close contact to womens is by download photo by internet cables or get email photos from friend Fluwten. But he sent to me much much hentai (pervert) photos. One time he send to me photo which is file name "Merry Christmas Shinichi." I gather family to showing email photo and show I have foreigner friend. I open photo and photo has reindeer who name Rudolph that wearing sexy leather black boots. Also in photo have Santa Claus do anal sex to Rudolph. I much, much embarrass.

Hello. Today I writing about problem of ninja part time job.

These day not so many job for ninja being available. Economy of Japan be not so strong and many people not settling problems by request for ninja to attacking enemy. Many ninja suffer problem of economy and difficult paying of bills. Also, ninja union now not so strong so cannot get raise increase salary for ninja attack. Result is some ninja taking outside job to getting extra money to pay for foods, house moneys, Playstation 3 (much expensive!) massage by young womens etcetera. Of cource ninja have high level of pride and honor, so part time outside job much difficult things for to do. But, if ninja not having enough of moneys, there exist few choice. Some of my ninja coworker in same town now doing part time job. Three persons working together as gardening team. Someone call them and asking for "ninja gardener attack" and three ninjas soon arriving and attacking overgrow plants with ninja weapons. This gardening much accuracy and much speed. It has small benefit to ninja because they practice ninja technique and make of salary. Practice ninja technique on shrub not same as attack to samurai but any practice is benefit.

I have another ninja friend who working in hospital. In Japan hospitals are much busy place and doctor peoples and nurse peoples not having enough of time for to do everything. So now hospitals managers trying ways to improve maximum efficient of hospital. They thinking new way to doing things and result is my friend work in maternity ward in hospital in Osaka. After when babies born hospital many things must do: check weight, temperature etc of baby and also check to health of mother. When baby soon to be born at hospital, doctor calling to my ninja friend. He put on ninja clothing and gathering ninja weapons and fast commute to hospital. After baby is born, ninja use ninja training and grab sword and circumcise to baby. Cut off end part of baby penis is much important thing and my friend never mistake because excellence ninja training. However, sometime baby mother not appreciating ninja attack to baby penis.

Hello. Today I writing about school reunion meeting of high school.

Yesterday I have meeting of high school reunion. For much time before I enduring much stress because of it. In high school, I very quiet and shy people. I not have so many close friend and not popular like others students. In class I studying hard and getting good marks but not success to top of class like my parents tell me I must accomplish. So, in past I thinking event of reunion not complete happiness thing. Of course I interest to see old classmates and how they change. But still I feeling much stress. Sometime when I was high school student other of students make joke of me so I become not having confidence. Of course I have ninja training so have confidence of ninja skill and do ninja attack. But still I not having confidence of classmates (especially females).

The reunion place is at old high school. The start time is 6:00 p.m. I show up at 5:30 but I nervous so I use ninja stealth technique for to hide. I hiding place in shrub near entrance. From hiding place I watching old classmate entrance to building. Some people I recognize but many people not. About 5:50 one woman enter building who I remember from before time. Her name is Tomomi. In high school she average girl - not spectacular at sport or study or attractive. But now she spectacular at very important thing - bust! Her bust looking like try to explode from shirt like bloom of flower in spring. Her face still not so special thing but with amaze bust that not important thing. My heart beat increase pace and loin become much energies. I having strong desire then to talking to her but not possible at such moment. I must trying to talking with her later.

After 6:00 no one else entrance to high school (Japan very punctual peoples) . I gather to my courage and enter to high school. Inside is register desk. At desk is two before teachers. They teach me when I was in high school but they not remember me. After registration I go to gymnasium where people meeting and chatting. I looking around and seeing peoples chatting. I not outgoing type of people so I just getting drink and standing and watching. When I watching I see Tomomi in middle of room. She is chat with some mens. These mens are obvious attract to her bust. I concentrate on Tomomi when I hear "Hello Shinichi." I turn and look and it is Hiroko. Hiroko is neighbour disgust women who is infatuate with me. I very shock. This not good kind of shock (for example one time when women stick her finger into my anus hole) - this is much bad type of shock. I look at Hiroko face and cannot speaking words. Her face so ugly it kill my voice. Now I convince she definite stalking to me. I getting back voice and tell her to leaving me alone. She start get angry face and I worry. Maybe she become unbalance brain stalker and carry knife. I must be carefully. I finish to drink my drink and walk away from her. I walk to other side of gymnasium for escape from her. I look behind and she follow me so I start walk much faster. I look behind again and she continue to follow me. I walk faster but because I not watching in front place there is disaster accident. I walking quickly and hit into big breast Tomomi. She falling down and I falling down too. For short moment I dizzy but then again gain normal sense. I notice I in unusual but advantage position: I on top of Tomomi who is pass out from collision. Then I notice position of my face is in valley of her bust. Unfortunate I only have moment for enjoy this experience because peoples pull me off of Tomomi and try to waking her up. I sitting of gymnasium floor and watching Tomomi. Even though her brain not conscious her bust still conscious. It is much beautiful like landscape of Nagano.

After some moments Tomomi become awake. I spend much time apology to her but others peoples have much angry to me. I not have choice except leave. Hiroko trying to follow when I leaving but I evading with stealth technique. Hiroko much upset.

So this day, Hiroko becoming much angry with me and I thinking still stalk to me. Also, I enduring much much shame in town because I fall into Tomomi and she receive injure. Image of clumsy ninja also bring shame to ninja friends. But I also experience of my face in bust of Tomomi for short time. I think score for day is tie.

Hello. Today I writing more about neighbourhood ugly women who name Hiroko who infatuates with me.

Before I writing about how I have battle with neighborhood samurai. He cutting my plants and I put my man thing in his milk bottle and take photos but neighbor women who name is Hiroko get photos. She enjoying of photos and become infatuation with me. Unfortunate, but Hiroko have face of roll sushi. I ignoring her for many days. It not too difficult because I have skill of ninja. However, Hiroko have characeristic of desperate womens:

1. Fighting spirit (no give up)
2. Not have shame of rejection
3. Brain has not stable character
4. Strong desiring for have sex

These characteristic things are much challenge to defeat, even for ninja like me. I spend much time to try success with womens and almost time fail. This time success much easily but doing with Hiroko I have not desire for penis enjoy time. If I penis enjoy time with her, I thinking I must seppuku for honor of family and ninja tradition. Ninja tradition say penis enjoy time is not problem if not at working time and not with ugly of womens. No fat chick for ninja. To doing penis enjoy time with not beautiful womens is dishonor of ninja. Samurai tradition of course different. Samurai honor lower level honor than of ninja. Samurai sleeping with any womens, at any times. For example, here:



Maybe this women too much beautiful for samurai. Samurai of Japan have ugly of face and not honor and not fighting skill like ninja. And not good dancing like ninja. Ninja dance technique much, much excellent.

I spend much time thinking strategy of escape from Hiroko. To keep hide forever not possible because consuming much time. I must make self not attractive for Hiroko. Or make Hiroko attract to others person. Much, much difficult...

Hello. Today I writing about how Japan cultures spread in world.

These days culture mix from one country to others country is easy things. Travel by plane not so expensive and peoples speaking many languages (but my english contain many mistakes). Also we have informations travel by internet cables to all of places. Japan culture things now spreading because these things. First I think martial arts become popular like ninjitsu and karate and judo (of course ninja is best). Then become popular is economy style of Japan and products (Honda car, Nintendo etc). Next become popular many things quickly: anime, manga, cosplay and bukkake. My friend Fluwten McGunch say and foreign peoples sometime enjoy combination of Japan cultures thing at once. For example, he tell me sometimes he play playstation in dress of sailor moon costume while enjoy to bukkake. Such difficult things require concentration similar to ninja level. I much respect for Fluwten for accomplish such thing. Here is photo of another foreign person enjoy Japan cultures things call cosplay:



To seeing photo bring much pride to Japan people.

I wish I have opportunity to teaching foreign peoples about Japan things. Unfortunate, but I not have chance. I not have chance for travel other countries and no chance for chatting with foreign people. I not confidence in English and not have courage of language. I have class for to teach peoples about ninja technique but all student is Japanese. One student was arrest for stealing underwears of women (he use ninja stealth technique) so my class now only two students... My perfect situation is to teaching foreign peoples about Japan cultures things and foreign peoples teaching me about foreign cultures things. Fluwten tell me some stuffs about foreign cultures but he not interest in regular things. Most his informations about sex things like sex in anus, or bang in gang. Of course I much interest in such things but I also interest in regular stuffs like movie and musics. Actually, I not interest in sex in anus at these times. I not perfection yet to sex in regular cavity of womens so first must concentration on that. After perfection in that, then attempt to sex in anus with many womens if have chance. I have fighting spirit of Japan peoples so not give up until accomplish sex in anus. Gambaro!

Today I writing about ninja technique of stealth

Last time I writing about some training things I perform before in mountains. I much success at ninja technique because much training and experience. However, not only ninja of Japan have stealth technique. Other peoples of Japan have such skill. For example, photo below demonstrate perfect stealth:

One person in photo display advance technique of hide. Which one you not sure? Look more close. Pretty girl on left is not girl! It is man in disguise of stealth! I not make joking to you! If you have good vision and ability to zoom on photo you can see my writing is truth. I very impress this person technique.

Here we have another demonstrate of stealth by non-ninja person of Japan:
This man is obvious on secret mission to gathering of informations. He has such skills of hide that young girls not noticing he and videocamera. He not ninja but display skill similar to beginner ninja.

I sometime feel pain in kokoro (heart) because sometime Japan peoples not success in world. However I much impress with sleath techniques of regular peoples of Japan. We can feeling pride for our accomplish such skill. Foreign people can learn to writing of Japanese language, karate of Japanese fight sports and maybe . But to take video of panty of young girl and not catched by girls is specialty thing to peoples of Japan. I don't think foreign peoples have skills for such things. Japan number one!

Hello. Now I writing about ninja training in mountain of Japan.

In time of summer ninja often doing training of mind in mountain place. Ninja enjoy to spend alone time in mountains. Last week I did try such things. I travel to place of Japan called Hakuba in Nagano to climb mountain for training of mind. Hakuba famous for many mountains. On first day I wake up before see sun and start climb the mountain. For regular person not easy walking but for ninja not so difficulty. Ninja is much powerful.


After some hours I reach top of mountain. I drink water from mountain and have small foods. Then I meditation for some times. After that I perform ninja weapon training. Ninja training on mountain is best. Ninja training on beach or forest also good. Ninja training in city not best situation. One time I do such thing but I miss to target and put shuriken (ninja star) into buttock of Japanese housewife. She not pleased of experiencing my ninja training. I must do apology to her and neighbor people watching. Much, much embarrass for me.

When I do ninja training on top of mountain, I can receive energy from mountain. It very peaceful and relax place. There are sometimes peoples hiking but not so many and still quiet. Last time I do ninja training in Hakuba, location is peaceful and relax feeling. After I finish meditation and ninja weapon training, I practicing ninja technique of sleath. Mountain place is perfect for practice stealth. Try to catch mountain bird with hand is tradition ninja technique of training. This time at Hakuba I try such training. I hide in middle of mountain bush very quiet and waiting for bird to land. Ninja is patience so I must long waiting. After one hour no bird approach. Another hour also no bird approach. My leg very much pain but ninja so must 'gamman suru' (endure).

After maybe 2.5 hours I hear noise from below. I look down and see woman hiker climbing up and approach to my location. She is middle ages women and overweight so her hiking is slowly. She reach closer to my location. She not mountain bird but still good opportunity to practice stealth. I remain position and slow down for breathing so not to make noise. The middle ages woman stop in front of bush where I hiding and she drink water. Some middle ages Japan womens still looks beautiful. Unfortunate, but this women has face of squid. I can see clear because distance from her only 1 meter. Also she much sweating and smell is like old tuna in fish market. But still I remain in stealth.

But then disaster. The middle ages women look around and put down hiking pack. She start to undo belt and my heart racing. Middle ages women have need to urination! Much, much disaster! She pull down her pants and underwears and perform urination right in front of me. It such a disgust thing that food in my stomach try to jump into mouth and outside. I trapped in bush hiding and cannot perform escape from this squid face urination middle ages women. If I not ninja with much experience, I of course run. But code of ninja say we must "gamman" (endure) anything - this of course include injure, hunger, pain and even stink old women of urination.

Finally, old women hiker finish urination and leave. Rest of that day I cannot success to do more ninja training. I try meditation again but not success - cannot forget image in mind of urination women. I try weapon training again but concentration is failure. I try catch bird (of course different location!) but no success.

That day is very extreme terrible. Most worst thing for me is that seeing middle ages women urination is first time in long time for me to see naked part of women. Much, much shame.

Hello. I return to internet and again writing.

In recent time I talk to Fluwten about writing on internet place. I busy in before time but now have much time for writing and do posting on this website from now. Summer is not busy time for ninja so can do many postings. In summer many ninja customer on holidays or barbecue so not many business. But most ninja not upset at little business. Summer is enjoy relax time for ninja. Ninja of course still busy. Example, we must sharpening of swords and shuriken. Also must get every year's health check (ninja union rule). Also enjoy trip to beach and examine young bikini girls. Unfortunate, but no naked beach in country of Japan. Our courage is small so not have. Breast of Japan also small so maybe two reason not have such beach. Naked beach and no bust womens we can enjoy only little. Naked beach and amaze bust of foreign womens more enjoy for us.

Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I telling you more about continue story of plan of revenge to samurai.

I not repeat whole of story, but I trying to get revenge to samurai. He cutting flowers of my garden. I take photos of my man thing in milk bottle of his. I leave photo at his door of apartment for revenging to him. Unfortunate, but housewife woman who is neighbor of samurai get photos by my mistake. She scream and I running to home. But now she infatuate to me. Much, much problem.

On recent day I ask advice from Fluwten because I not ideas know what to do. I not enjoy attentions from ugly face housewife woman.

This times he give me to same advice as before times. He advice say to me is: “anal sex.” He not give detail so I assumption he mean I anal sex to housewife woman who infatuation to me. But she is disgust face housewife woman. If I see her body with not clothing, very sure I vomiting.

Everytime I having problem and asking to Fluwten, he proposal solution of sex in some person anus. Sometime that good advice but not for everytimes. When first I meeting Fluwten, I not know his advice everytime “anal sex.” So, first time I ask to him request advice I thinking of course sincerity advice from him. That first time problem situation was when have problem of taxes. In Japan, there exist tax deduction for purchase of uniform. If Japan persons must buying of uniform for job, they get discount of taxes. Of course, ninja is buying uniform so should get deduction of tax. Unfortunate, but tax office salaryman not agree and saying no deducation of tax. I go to office and explain of situation. But tax office salarymen disagree to me and says to deduction. I much, much angry and ask for him to explanation. He answer that ninja no need of uniform.

This is so stupid of comment I at first silent. Ninja must wearing black clothing which is uniform. If wearing business suit then cannot flexible move and cannot silent move. Ninja fight wearing salarymens clothes not possibility. I ask Fluwten for advice to me and he say ‘anal sex’. Of course I perfect not understand. Why sex in anus? How that help situation of tax. So I ask to him again and he say same answer of anal sex. He promising that is answer.

Next day I go back to tax office salaryman for more discussion. At first, tax office salaryman not desire to talking to me. He say our discuss time is finish. But I am persist and having meeting with him. I starting to arguing about tax law points again but he not listen. He say we have same discuss before and not need to talk same points. He try to making me to leave. I getting angry which is rare occasion for me. Then he trying to push me out of office because I stubborn to him and not leaving. I push back to him and say very loud fashion: “anal sex!” People in office stop all motion in instantly and looking at me. I realize situation and sprinting out of office. Situation is much much embarrass. That day is discover one of piece of wisdom: anal sex not solution in tax office problem.

Now I still having housewife womens problem and anal sex not solution. While I type this, she call to me house three time maybe because Valentine's Day of Romance some soon. First time I answer and she explain who is she and I hanging up phone. Then she call again two time. I need solve problem that not involve my man thing in her anus. Much, much difficulty problem…

Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I telling you more about big disaster with plan of revenge to samurai.

I not repeat whole of story, but I trying to get revenge to samurai. He cutting flowers of my garden. I take photos of my man thing in milk bottle of his. I leave photo at his door of apartment for revenging to him. Unfortunate, but housewife woman who is neighbor of samurai get photos by my mistake. She scream and I running to home.

This morning I go to the outside and open door and I have giant of surprise. In front me is same box that inside had photos! I much, much shocked. I looking around but see no persons so take box and going to inside. I take to kitchen and open. Inside is empty except one paper. Paper is note. It says “Thank you for photos!” The note is sign ‘Hiroko’ and ‘i’ in Hiroko name has a heart instead for the dot. The housewife of name Hiroko is attract to my photos and she discover photo coming from me! Very, very disaster. If single and beauty girl, not problem. But she is marry and has face same of disgust roll sushi. Not attraction for me. Situation could become big embarrass. Much, much stress.

I think I need to ask of help from friend Fluwten. He have much experience with womens and can advice to me. Now situation is perfect of disaster.

Posted by Ninja Shinichi at 5:59 AM
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Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I telling you about big disaster with plan of revenge to samurai.

Before I telling you about problem with idiot samurai who is neighbor to me and he cut flowers of my garden. I say to you my plan - I put my part of man into his milk bottles and take the photos. Later my plan to give to him my cut flower by him and photos in box and he drinking milk. So, I finish all preparation things and go to his apartment building. I leaving box in front of door and hiding and watching. I waiting for long time but sudden door open. Then, disaster occur. Out of house not come samurai, but housewife woman. I put box in front wrong door! I cannot believe my action so stupid. Housewife woman now have box with photo of my man thing in milk bottle and she go inside apartment. I cannot moving. I cannot attack to housewife woman and recovery of box with photography because not politeness. Ninja always very politeness. But if not do anything, housewife womans see photo of my privacy region. I shock more than ever in life.

After short time I hear scream – of course timing is same as her open of box. She surprise by photo of my thing. That time I panic and run to home. Unfortunate, but I so shock I trip and fall. Ninja of course must have excellent of balance so trip much embarrass thing. I have small injury to leg when fall so must hopping to home. I much, much, much angry to me.

In evening I meet with friends at izakaya (pub of japan) who are ninja and they noticing my injury walking. They ask about injury and I cannot answering to them. I cannot tell of truth and ninja of Japan have rule about lie so not talking. I not explain situation so friend tease to me. They suspecting injury is embarrass thing and tease continue and continue. My face much red and return to home. Much, much embarrass.

Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about hobby of garden and idiot of samurai.

Many of ninja have variety hobby in free time. Some enjoy watch television. Some enjoy read a book. Some enjoy buy young girls panty from machine of vending. I also have free time hobby. It maybe strange, but I enjoy to garden things. After much stress of ninja, relax and garden remove the stress. My garden kind have vegetable and fruits and flower and trees etcetera.

Garden is not difficulty hobby for ninja. Prune the trees is much quickly with ninja attack with sword to not need parts of tree. For vegetables and fruits, defense from animals is much importance. Sometime animal come to eating vegetable and fruits. But for ninja, defense to animal not problem. However, defense to one attacker is big problem. This attacker is one of samurai in neighbor. Ninja and samurai have much hate towards others. All of samurai have ego similar size of Fuji mountain.

Some peoples think ninjas not have courage of samurai because ninja using stealth. However, this judge of ninja is much untrue. Ninja frequent travel to enemy home place where many enemy but still continue. Samurai not do such things. Another reason I hating samurai because at dance club or other place, samurai always aggressive. If ninja at some of dance club and talking to girl, samurai always coming and try interfere to ninja. I much, much, MUCH hate samurai because this actions. I lose many chance to girls because of samurai obstruct to me.


Samurai not like ninja and not like some kind of flowers. Close to my house is one of samurai. When he walking by my garden he cut some of flowers he not like. I become much angry when seeing cut flowers after waking up in morning. Of course, I can challenge samurai to fighting no problem. But then ninjas and samurais in town increasing tension and maybe much fight. Not good situation.

So, I thinking of get revenge but not direct challenge fight. I thinking much time and realize solution. Every morning this one of samurai get delivery of milk. One morning, I go and collect delivery milk and go to home. In home, I careful open milk bottle. Then I taking my part of man in pants and put into milk bottle and then taking a photo. After, I close careful and return bottle to samurai house. For one week I doing same thing and keeping secret. Also every day samurai keep cutting flower of my garden. Tomorrow, I make final of move. I printing photos in home and gathering cut flowers. I put all in gift box and put in front of the door of samurai. Samurai getting milk and open box. Then he discovering reason of special flavor of one weeks milk. I think tomorrow be much, much interest day.

My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about shopping of grocery for ninja.

In daily life of Japan ninja, many dangers. Dangers including battle with powerful enemies, capture in enemy castle and torture etceteras. But most danger in daily life is in store of grocery. In store of grocery, use ninja attack is of course forbid. However, other people not follow similarity moral regulation and attack in grocery store. In such location, ninja forbid to use traditional defense such as counterattack with weapon and stealth. Enemy in store of grocery is not enemy ninja but thing in Japan we call oni baba. Translate mean ancient nasty womens. Ninja not having much of free time for daily life things like shopping, wash clothes, etc. So, when go to grocery store, goal is quickly buying and leaving. However, oni baba is difficulty obstacle. If shopping in store of grocery and it day of sale, oni baba have elbow of more danger than ninja star. Ninja have many of moral and code and rule. Oni baba have no such things.

I go to store of grocery today. Unfortunate, but today is large day of sale. Store of grocery become gather place of oni baba. I need to shopping today so cannot postpone. I run out of powder cleaner for clothes. Ninja clothes have much smells so must buy powder and wash. Stink ninja not stealth ninja.

I enter store of grocery and vision complete with scene of hell. Store of grocery fill with oni baba. There much noise and confuse . To location of powder cleaner difficult task. After ten minutes of push oni baba I reaching location. I taking powder box from shelf but then huge problem. I take powder box in hand and soon one of oni baba grabbing same box. I surprise but not let go. Oni baba instant become anger to me. She say to me I taking her powder cleaner. Of course, not yet payment so not hers. Also, I grab early than her so buying chance go to me. But oni baba and logic discuss no meaning. Oni baba only care save tiny money. This oni baba try grab box away from me. Unfortunate for her, I have fighting spirit even small things like powder cleaner. I not give up to powder cleaner. Oni baba grab increase strength and I return. Final, oni baba lose of grip. She instant become get anger of dragon. She grab other item locate on shelf and throw to me. Of course, my ninja reflex block attack. Oni baba become get anger of anger dragon. More danger now. Oni baba grab two of items locate on shelf. She try double hand throw to face of me. Of course, I moving so miss. Unfortunate, but items travel to face of other oni baba behind of me. At now, #2 oni baba angry to #1 oni baba. I in middle much unlucky location. #2 oni baba trying to hit #1 oni baba with fists. #1 oni baba trying counterattack by another item throw. Of course, hit oni baba #3.

Soon, store of grocery become field for battle similar Sekigahara. I making quick move to women of cashier and payment and return to home. Same night I watching news. Many oni baba in store of grocery battle become big story and police arrival and arrest. Oni baba is much, much danger. If you see, carefully please.

My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about much, much trouble in new ninja class.

Recent, I telling you about new student of Japan salaryman who show much fighting spirit in class. But this student causing much problem last night. He using ninja stealth technique to steal panties from womens hanging clotheslines. He is catched by policemens and arrest. Policemens search of his apartment and discovery of many womens panties in his apartment. I very disgust of him. Many Japan mens enjoy collection of womens panties, but steal is not morality way. Morality way of collection of womens panties is buy from the panties vendings machine or asking to womens for borrow.

Situation is much, much shame for me.

My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about my new ninja class.

Because of decline in number of ninja in Japan country, I decide to teaching class of ninja technique to regulars people. Before I only teaching in secret, but now deciding to advertisement and class in community center. I start class today and have 3 student. One is disgust housewife, one is Japan salaryman and one is female student of university. She very cute. It difficult to teach ninja technique to cute womens. Concentration not easily.

I start lesson is teaching of breathing. Much important for martial arts especially ninja. Breathe incorrect result is lose battle. I show three of students breathe technique. When I watching breathe of student of university, I become difficult to concentration. When she breathing, her chest of course move. Much, much distraction. But surprise, most fighting spirit students is Japan salarymen. For complete lesson he working hard to practice. I much impress. But I still preference for young student of university. Naked time with her I imagine much pleasurable. I not interest in naked time with Japan salaryman. Very disgust.

After class, housewife come to me and thank to me for teaching. Her face show too much enjoy. I thinking she has attraction to me. I not interest in her. She has look of face of Godzilla, famous Japan monster. I cannot imagine of naked time with fire breath monster. After return to home, I try and imagining of face of cute student of university. But Godzilla housewife face attack my imagination. Much, much disappoint. Cannot pleasure of self when Godzilla in imagination. Maybe even hentai person (pervert of Japan) cannot pleasure of self when imagine Godzilla. Godzilla too digust because Godzilla not have flabbergast bust or cute of smile. Not good things

Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about bust of foreign womens.

Many Japan mens attract to foreign womens because foreign womens has astonish size bust. These busts cause mesmerize of Japan mens. When Japan mens see such magnitude bust, we cannot of thinking. We just mesmerize. For example, this picture of Scarlett Johansson. Her flabbergast bust instant cause of Japan mens explosion in pants.

Japan womens not have such magnitude chest usually so not such effect of Japan mens. Sometime Japan womens have high-ranking capacity of bosom but rare and mimicry of foreigns chest by transplant by silicones.

I not have personally experience with womens of outsized bust. One times in high school I have chance but miss. Our class go to Kyoto ancient city of Japan for classes’ field trip. In class is one student name Hana. She rare Japan girls with abundancy of breast. On seconds day of field trip I walking around Kinkakuji (Japan famous temple coat in gold) and noticing Hana is not close to others students. So I think I have chances to talking with her. I not have confidence much but her bosoms gives me much courage. Also sight of Hana make produce amplify effect in underwear of my part of manhood. I feeling is must talking with her. I walking to Hana and starting to talking with her. Unfortunate, but Hana notice projection of my pants to direction of her. She feeling of me is hentai (pervert of Japan). Hana walk away and disgust of me. I much, much disappoint and shame. Others of student discover of my projection to Hana and tease to me for rest of school year. They point to my pants and call to me “Tokyo Tower” and laughing. Much, much shame.

Anyway, returning topic to foreign womens bust. There exist many of foreign womens with gigantic bust. I much want to experiencing amusement time with such womens. But for ninja, much small possibility. Ninja life is life of secret to attack enemy and defense of enemy. Chance for romance encounter with foreign womens not much. Sometime when ninja meeting at izakaya (pub of Japan) there complaining of life of ninja because not so much convenience. But sometime I hoping for chance to travel to foreigns country and meeting with flabbergast bust. If I success, much, much enjoy.

My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I writing about Lindsay Lohan.

Many Japan mens are fascination with foreign womens. I agree. However, most Japan mens not have chance to meet foreign womens and talking or more like things of naked varieties with them except of Russian payment girl. So, many Japanese mens enjoy to looking at photos of foreign womens on Internet. Myself too shy for this but friend Fluwten send me much photos of foreign womens. Some photo are too much pervert thing for my enjoy. Fluwten has variety interest in sex things I not understand for example midget wear latex and hard hat with ping pong ball actions.

However, sometime I get photo from Fluwten that give much joy for me. One time example is this photo of famous women Lindsay Lohan. This foreign women I like much.
When I looking at photo cannot concentrating on other things. If in ninja battle and enemy ninja show picture of Lindsay Lohan I defeated in instantly. Much dangerous photo for time of ninja battle, but in house not problem. In photo I understand Lindsay character much easily. She has intelligent and kind and beauty of old time lady similar with Audrey Hepburn.

I tell Fluwten about feelings of Lindsay Lohan and he very laughing. I much upset, but friend so not ninja attack. Then next day he send me photo of Lindsay Lohan with not wear underwear and camera angle in advantage position. In photo has possible to see her specialty place for enjoy penis entry. When I first see photo I shock. I not imagine to see such photo of Lindsay Lohan. To being honest, I disappoint in photo. I imagine her womens enjoy place is fantastically spot with sparkle and rainbow similar disco lighting. But it not. In photo I see her womens enjoy place look like some piece of hams hang in meat shop. Not much sexy. Much, much disappoint.

Hello this again Shinichi. I talk now about polite and ninja.

I have free time now and talk about how ninja is politeness. Most imagine of ninja very cruelty person. This truth but not completely truth. Most ninja also have softly parts of heart. For example, good ninja always open door for old peoples. Ninja also not very use swearing languages because not polite.

Sometime ninja attack by secrecy methods. But sometime not secrecy method and have chatting time with opponent before begins the fighting. Chatting topics sometime family, sometime free time hobby, sometime news chatting and etcetera. After conclude the chatting then ninja bow and exchange business card and then fighting. Very politeness and traditional way for fighting.

Ninja is politeness also when travel. If travel by train, ninja not take seat if peoples standing. Ninja also not use of hand phone on train because annoy to other peoples. When ninja hitchhiking always offering of money for gasolines charges. Very politeness.

My name Shinichi. I this time write about Christmas

Fluwten is holidays now because the Christmas so I write for next few days. My apology because my English not good compare to my ninja ability.

In Japan tradition there exist no Christmas. But foreign culture bring many of things to Japan for example the Christmas, chocolate, foreign women, atom bomb and etc. Many people of Japan feel happiness about many foreign items in Japan. I not feel so happiness because Japan traditional things best for Japan. But I no angry.

In Japan the Christmas is not same as the Christmas of foreign peoples. We have no custom of large bird like turkey. In Japan oven not so big so no possibility for cook it. We also not give present to all peoples. Only some of children get present on Christmas in Japan. Sometime Japan salaryman give himself present of young girl but that not special thing to Christmas. That happening all of year.

Santa in Japan also not display in public siutation like in picture below. Japan Santa not have courage of penis like foreign Santa. Japan peoples very shy.
Also the foreign Christmas have tradition of mistletoe. If mistletoe hang up of you, you okay to kiss girl. In Japan no possibilty for this. Kiss girl in Japan not easy except of payment girls. But I not enjoy payment girls because of honor of ninja. To ninja honor and duty much importance. Unfortunate but honor and duty not helping to meet girls. Sometime ninja lonely because this. Sorry for make post sad and not full happiness but true maybe more importance.

Thank you for reading of my posting. Please to meet you.

My name Shinichi. Thank you for your reading of this.

I am ninja teacher of Fluwten McGunch. I apologies because my English not study since high school. Ninja usually no need of English language. More need of ninja star and sword not vocabularies and grammars.

I know Fluwten for 10 years since he came Japan. At first, I not know Fluwten directly. He have friend that is same friend of me so we know each others by friends introduction. Fluwten not know about Japan but interested and ask me Japan questions by the email. At 1996 he come to Tokyo to become gaijin ninja ('gaijin' mean ‘outsider’ but sometime meaning also ‘bad outsider’ - if not Japanese sometimes Japanese think it bad because not Japanese). It sometime racist maybe.

When come to Japan, Fluwten first explore the area of Tokyo call Roppongi. But he mistaked because no ninja teachers exists in the Roppongi. But he could meets lots of Japanese womens there instead. When Fluwten in Japan he make romance to many Japanese woman. He like especially put penis in hole for where womens are usually poop comes out. Japanese womens maybe not used to that. Maybe when he doing like that the Japanese womens very surprise like time Nikkei stocks market go down at 30% in one day. Except womens surprise this time is not losing the money of stocks but penis inside of her anus. Not same things exactly. I not know why Fluwten enjoy type of sex like this. Japanese womens have a specialty hole that is suitable design for enjoy penis entry.

After he leave Roppongi Fluwten travel to Kyoto old city of Japan. He very much like traditional Japan. He try many Japan customs like talking with Japanese girls, karaoke with Japanese girls and variety styles of ejection of the semen with Japanese girls. Many of such types of discharge of semen in Japan but most famous is the bukkake. If you internet search word 'bukkake' take carefully. It's specialty pervert thing of Japan. Some Japanese proud of bukkake more than samurai or Playstation. I think the ninja training or watch the sumo match more Japan culture than the bukkake. I much proud of Japan but only little proud of the bukkake.

In beginning I think Fluwten not serious regarding training of ninja because most time he spend with Japanese girls. But later he becomes seriously. He visit to my training center and ask about training of ninja. I tell Fluwten it take many years for the training. He say he have only three weeks. I tell to him cannot become ninja in three weeks. No possibility for successful. Fluwten say he have strong the body and the mind and success is very possibility. I still think not possibility but say okay to the ninja training of three weeks.

At start, Fluwten not have at all ninja technique. His sword fighting dangerous only to he. His shuriken (ninja star) throwing not accuracy. One day we training outside with shurikens and he hit schoolboy by accidentally. The boy parents very angrily at Fluwten. Fluwten make the offer to solve problem by put his penis in mother's anus. Father not happy at Fluwten's suggesting of donation of penis to wife. Mother maybe happy but not show happy so father not lose the face. At final, schoolboy not hurt so serious so not big problem.

After one week ninja training, Fluwten start become very technique. Sword technique and shuriken much improve. Fluwten get the skills very quick. I surprise because never see before ninja student get so much technique so fast time. At end of three weeks Fluwten pass final testing of knowledge ninja techniques. I very shocking. Fluwten very happy and celebrating all night with the expensive sushi and the sake and share of penis with the Japanese womens. I happy for him and proud of his accomplishing the ninja training. Fluwten go back home to Canada after but sometimes he returning to Japan. Everytime we meeting it happiness encounter. Maybe I someday can travel to the Canada and visiting Fluwten in place call Saskatchewan. I think not so many ninjas in Saskatchewan. I think not hard to find the job of ninja there. But Fluwten say winter in Saskatchewan is more bad than womens with no anus. Maybe sound not so good.