Friday, July 6, 2007

Hello. Today I writing about big problem of my family. And no fat chick for ninja.

In recent time I have much problem with members of family. I have mother and father and sister and brother. Sister and brother is more young than me. Problem come from my choosing job as ninja. My father has job as government worker. This type job get regular salary and respect and pension. My mother has store and it receive profit. But my situation much different. First problem is job of ninja now not receive same respect as old time age. Older generation peoples still respect for ninja job but now generation has not. Second problem is I not marry yet. In Japan much pressure to marry especial for most old son in families. I am most old son so parents expectation I marriage. I have much difficult to achieve just see inside panty area of womens - get marriage very more difficult compare to. Marriage not happening yet so much pressure from parents.

Family say to me quitting job of ninja, get regular of job and get omiai (arrange marriage). I not interest in non-ninja life. Also not interest in arrange marriage womens. They every time old and ugly and big. No fat chick for ninja. My younger brother is marriage so more have pressure to me. He also successful business so very more pressure to me. If I meet beautiful women and marry then I much happy. But only women who interest for me is ugly women name Hiroko. She is tuna have legs. Much disgust to me. In my neighborhood is one of samurai who is marriage to beautiful women. Ninja hate samurai so this is much, much jealously.

These day chance of marriage maybe is zero. My most close contact to womens is by download photo by internet cables or get email photos from friend Fluwten. But he sent to me much much hentai (pervert) photos. One time he send to me photo which is file name "Merry Christmas Shinichi." I gather family to showing email photo and show I have foreigner friend. I open photo and photo has reindeer who name Rudolph that wearing sexy leather black boots. Also in photo have Santa Claus do anal sex to Rudolph. I much, much embarrass.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Hello. Today I writing about problem of ninja part time job.

These day not so many job for ninja being available. Economy of Japan be not so strong and many people not settling problems by request for ninja to attacking enemy. Many ninja suffer problem of economy and difficult paying of bills. Also, ninja union now not so strong so cannot get raise increase salary for ninja attack. Result is some ninja taking outside job to getting extra money to pay for foods, house moneys, Playstation 3 (much expensive!) massage by young womens etcetera. Of cource ninja have high level of pride and honor, so part time outside job much difficult things for to do. But, if ninja not having enough of moneys, there exist few choice. Some of my ninja coworker in same town now doing part time job. Three persons working together as gardening team. Someone call them and asking for "ninja gardener attack" and three ninjas soon arriving and attacking overgrow plants with ninja weapons. This gardening much accuracy and much speed. It has small benefit to ninja because they practice ninja technique and make of salary. Practice ninja technique on shrub not same as attack to samurai but any practice is benefit.

I have another ninja friend who working in hospital. In Japan hospitals are much busy place and doctor peoples and nurse peoples not having enough of time for to do everything. So now hospitals managers trying ways to improve maximum efficient of hospital. They thinking new way to doing things and result is my friend work in maternity ward in hospital in Osaka. After when babies born hospital many things must do: check weight, temperature etc of baby and also check to health of mother. When baby soon to be born at hospital, doctor calling to my ninja friend. He put on ninja clothing and gathering ninja weapons and fast commute to hospital. After baby is born, ninja use ninja training and grab sword and circumcise to baby. Cut off end part of baby penis is much important thing and my friend never mistake because excellence ninja training. However, sometime baby mother not appreciating ninja attack to baby penis.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Hello. Today I writing about school reunion meeting of high school.

Yesterday I have meeting of high school reunion. For much time before I enduring much stress because of it. In high school, I very quiet and shy people. I not have so many close friend and not popular like others students. In class I studying hard and getting good marks but not success to top of class like my parents tell me I must accomplish. So, in past I thinking event of reunion not complete happiness thing. Of course I interest to see old classmates and how they change. But still I feeling much stress. Sometime when I was high school student other of students make joke of me so I become not having confidence. Of course I have ninja training so have confidence of ninja skill and do ninja attack. But still I not having confidence of classmates (especially females).

The reunion place is at old high school. The start time is 6:00 p.m. I show up at 5:30 but I nervous so I use ninja stealth technique for to hide. I hiding place in shrub near entrance. From hiding place I watching old classmate entrance to building. Some people I recognize but many people not. About 5:50 one woman enter building who I remember from before time. Her name is Tomomi. In high school she average girl - not spectacular at sport or study or attractive. But now she spectacular at very important thing - bust! Her bust looking like try to explode from shirt like bloom of flower in spring. Her face still not so special thing but with amaze bust that not important thing. My heart beat increase pace and loin become much energies. I having strong desire then to talking to her but not possible at such moment. I must trying to talking with her later.

After 6:00 no one else entrance to high school (Japan very punctual peoples) . I gather to my courage and enter to high school. Inside is register desk. At desk is two before teachers. They teach me when I was in high school but they not remember me. After registration I go to gymnasium where people meeting and chatting. I looking around and seeing peoples chatting. I not outgoing type of people so I just getting drink and standing and watching. When I watching I see Tomomi in middle of room. She is chat with some mens. These mens are obvious attract to her bust. I concentrate on Tomomi when I hear "Hello Shinichi." I turn and look and it is Hiroko. Hiroko is neighbour disgust women who is infatuate with me. I very shock. This not good kind of shock (for example one time when women stick her finger into my anus hole) - this is much bad type of shock. I look at Hiroko face and cannot speaking words. Her face so ugly it kill my voice. Now I convince she definite stalking to me. I getting back voice and tell her to leaving me alone. She start get angry face and I worry. Maybe she become unbalance brain stalker and carry knife. I must be carefully. I finish to drink my drink and walk away from her. I walk to other side of gymnasium for escape from her. I look behind and she follow me so I start walk much faster. I look behind again and she continue to follow me. I walk faster but because I not watching in front place there is disaster accident. I walking quickly and hit into big breast Tomomi. She falling down and I falling down too. For short moment I dizzy but then again gain normal sense. I notice I in unusual but advantage position: I on top of Tomomi who is pass out from collision. Then I notice position of my face is in valley of her bust. Unfortunate I only have moment for enjoy this experience because peoples pull me off of Tomomi and try to waking her up. I sitting of gymnasium floor and watching Tomomi. Even though her brain not conscious her bust still conscious. It is much beautiful like landscape of Nagano.

After some moments Tomomi become awake. I spend much time apology to her but others peoples have much angry to me. I not have choice except leave. Hiroko trying to follow when I leaving but I evading with stealth technique. Hiroko much upset.

So this day, Hiroko becoming much angry with me and I thinking still stalk to me. Also, I enduring much much shame in town because I fall into Tomomi and she receive injure. Image of clumsy ninja also bring shame to ninja friends. But I also experience of my face in bust of Tomomi for short time. I think score for day is tie.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Hello. Today I writing more about neighbourhood ugly women who name Hiroko who infatuates with me.

Before I writing about how I have battle with neighborhood samurai. He cutting my plants and I put my man thing in his milk bottle and take photos but neighbor women who name is Hiroko get photos. She enjoying of photos and become infatuation with me. Unfortunate, but Hiroko have face of roll sushi. I ignoring her for many days. It not too difficult because I have skill of ninja. However, Hiroko have characeristic of desperate womens:

1. Fighting spirit (no give up)
2. Not have shame of rejection
3. Brain has not stable character
4. Strong desiring for have sex

These characteristic things are much challenge to defeat, even for ninja like me. I spend much time to try success with womens and almost time fail. This time success much easily but doing with Hiroko I have not desire for penis enjoy time. If I penis enjoy time with her, I thinking I must seppuku for honor of family and ninja tradition. Ninja tradition say penis enjoy time is not problem if not at working time and not with ugly of womens. No fat chick for ninja. To doing penis enjoy time with not beautiful womens is dishonor of ninja. Samurai tradition of course different. Samurai honor lower level honor than of ninja. Samurai sleeping with any womens, at any times. For example, here:



Maybe this women too much beautiful for samurai. Samurai of Japan have ugly of face and not honor and not fighting skill like ninja. And not good dancing like ninja. Ninja dance technique much, much excellent.

I spend much time thinking strategy of escape from Hiroko. To keep hide forever not possible because consuming much time. I must make self not attractive for Hiroko. Or make Hiroko attract to others person. Much, much difficult...

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Hello. Today I writing about how Japan cultures spread in world.

These days culture mix from one country to others country is easy things. Travel by plane not so expensive and peoples speaking many languages (but my english contain many mistakes). Also we have informations travel by internet cables to all of places. Japan culture things now spreading because these things. First I think martial arts become popular like ninjitsu and karate and judo (of course ninja is best). Then become popular is economy style of Japan and products (Honda car, Nintendo etc). Next become popular many things quickly: anime, manga, cosplay and bukkake. My friend Fluwten McGunch say and foreign peoples sometime enjoy combination of Japan cultures thing at once. For example, he tell me sometimes he play playstation in dress of sailor moon costume while enjoy to bukkake. Such difficult things require concentration similar to ninja level. I much respect for Fluwten for accomplish such thing. Here is photo of another foreign person enjoy Japan cultures things call cosplay:



To seeing photo bring much pride to Japan people.

I wish I have opportunity to teaching foreign peoples about Japan things. Unfortunate, but I not have chance. I not have chance for travel other countries and no chance for chatting with foreign people. I not confidence in English and not have courage of language. I have class for to teach peoples about ninja technique but all student is Japanese. One student was arrest for stealing underwears of women (he use ninja stealth technique) so my class now only two students... My perfect situation is to teaching foreign peoples about Japan cultures things and foreign peoples teaching me about foreign cultures things. Fluwten tell me some stuffs about foreign cultures but he not interest in regular things. Most his informations about sex things like sex in anus, or bang in gang. Of course I much interest in such things but I also interest in regular stuffs like movie and musics. Actually, I not interest in sex in anus at these times. I not perfection yet to sex in regular cavity of womens so first must concentration on that. After perfection in that, then attempt to sex in anus with many womens if have chance. I have fighting spirit of Japan peoples so not give up until accomplish sex in anus. Gambaro!

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Today I writing about ninja technique of stealth

Last time I writing about some training things I perform before in mountains. I much success at ninja technique because much training and experience. However, not only ninja of Japan have stealth technique. Other peoples of Japan have such skill. For example, photo below demonstrate perfect stealth:

One person in photo display advance technique of hide. Which one you not sure? Look more close. Pretty girl on left is not girl! It is man in disguise of stealth! I not make joking to you! If you have good vision and ability to zoom on photo you can see my writing is truth. I very impress this person technique.

Here we have another demonstrate of stealth by non-ninja person of Japan:
This man is obvious on secret mission to gathering of informations. He has such skills of hide that young girls not noticing he and videocamera. He not ninja but display skill similar to beginner ninja.

I sometime feel pain in kokoro (heart) because sometime Japan peoples not success in world. However I much impress with sleath techniques of regular peoples of Japan. We can feeling pride for our accomplish such skill. Foreign people can learn to writing of Japanese language, karate of Japanese fight sports and maybe . But to take video of panty of young girl and not catched by girls is specialty thing to peoples of Japan. I don't think foreign peoples have skills for such things. Japan number one!

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Hello. Now I writing about ninja training in mountain of Japan.

In time of summer ninja often doing training of mind in mountain place. Ninja enjoy to spend alone time in mountains. Last week I did try such things. I travel to place of Japan called Hakuba in Nagano to climb mountain for training of mind. Hakuba famous for many mountains. On first day I wake up before see sun and start climb the mountain. For regular person not easy walking but for ninja not so difficulty. Ninja is much powerful.


After some hours I reach top of mountain. I drink water from mountain and have small foods. Then I meditation for some times. After that I perform ninja weapon training. Ninja training on mountain is best. Ninja training on beach or forest also good. Ninja training in city not best situation. One time I do such thing but I miss to target and put shuriken (ninja star) into buttock of Japanese housewife. She not pleased of experiencing my ninja training. I must do apology to her and neighbor people watching. Much, much embarrass for me.

When I do ninja training on top of mountain, I can receive energy from mountain. It very peaceful and relax place. There are sometimes peoples hiking but not so many and still quiet. Last time I do ninja training in Hakuba, location is peaceful and relax feeling. After I finish meditation and ninja weapon training, I practicing ninja technique of sleath. Mountain place is perfect for practice stealth. Try to catch mountain bird with hand is tradition ninja technique of training. This time at Hakuba I try such training. I hide in middle of mountain bush very quiet and waiting for bird to land. Ninja is patience so I must long waiting. After one hour no bird approach. Another hour also no bird approach. My leg very much pain but ninja so must 'gamman suru' (endure).

After maybe 2.5 hours I hear noise from below. I look down and see woman hiker climbing up and approach to my location. She is middle ages women and overweight so her hiking is slowly. She reach closer to my location. She not mountain bird but still good opportunity to practice stealth. I remain position and slow down for breathing so not to make noise. The middle ages woman stop in front of bush where I hiding and she drink water. Some middle ages Japan womens still looks beautiful. Unfortunate, but this women has face of squid. I can see clear because distance from her only 1 meter. Also she much sweating and smell is like old tuna in fish market. But still I remain in stealth.

But then disaster. The middle ages women look around and put down hiking pack. She start to undo belt and my heart racing. Middle ages women have need to urination! Much, much disaster! She pull down her pants and underwears and perform urination right in front of me. It such a disgust thing that food in my stomach try to jump into mouth and outside. I trapped in bush hiding and cannot perform escape from this squid face urination middle ages women. If I not ninja with much experience, I of course run. But code of ninja say we must "gamman" (endure) anything - this of course include injure, hunger, pain and even stink old women of urination.

Finally, old women hiker finish urination and leave. Rest of that day I cannot success to do more ninja training. I try meditation again but not success - cannot forget image in mind of urination women. I try weapon training again but concentration is failure. I try catch bird (of course different location!) but no success.

That day is very extreme terrible. Most worst thing for me is that seeing middle ages women urination is first time in long time for me to see naked part of women. Much, much shame.