Friday, July 6, 2007

Hello. Today I writing about big problem of my family. And no fat chick for ninja.

In recent time I have much problem with members of family. I have mother and father and sister and brother. Sister and brother is more young than me. Problem come from my choosing job as ninja. My father has job as government worker. This type job get regular salary and respect and pension. My mother has store and it receive profit. But my situation much different. First problem is job of ninja now not receive same respect as old time age. Older generation peoples still respect for ninja job but now generation has not. Second problem is I not marry yet. In Japan much pressure to marry especial for most old son in families. I am most old son so parents expectation I marriage. I have much difficult to achieve just see inside panty area of womens - get marriage very more difficult compare to. Marriage not happening yet so much pressure from parents.

Family say to me quitting job of ninja, get regular of job and get omiai (arrange marriage). I not interest in non-ninja life. Also not interest in arrange marriage womens. They every time old and ugly and big. No fat chick for ninja. My younger brother is marriage so more have pressure to me. He also successful business so very more pressure to me. If I meet beautiful women and marry then I much happy. But only women who interest for me is ugly women name Hiroko. She is tuna have legs. Much disgust to me. In my neighborhood is one of samurai who is marriage to beautiful women. Ninja hate samurai so this is much, much jealously.

These day chance of marriage maybe is zero. My most close contact to womens is by download photo by internet cables or get email photos from friend Fluwten. But he sent to me much much hentai (pervert) photos. One time he send to me photo which is file name "Merry Christmas Shinichi." I gather family to showing email photo and show I have foreigner friend. I open photo and photo has reindeer who name Rudolph that wearing sexy leather black boots. Also in photo have Santa Claus do anal sex to Rudolph. I much, much embarrass.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Hello. Today I writing about problem of ninja part time job.

These day not so many job for ninja being available. Economy of Japan be not so strong and many people not settling problems by request for ninja to attacking enemy. Many ninja suffer problem of economy and difficult paying of bills. Also, ninja union now not so strong so cannot get raise increase salary for ninja attack. Result is some ninja taking outside job to getting extra money to pay for foods, house moneys, Playstation 3 (much expensive!) massage by young womens etcetera. Of cource ninja have high level of pride and honor, so part time outside job much difficult things for to do. But, if ninja not having enough of moneys, there exist few choice. Some of my ninja coworker in same town now doing part time job. Three persons working together as gardening team. Someone call them and asking for "ninja gardener attack" and three ninjas soon arriving and attacking overgrow plants with ninja weapons. This gardening much accuracy and much speed. It has small benefit to ninja because they practice ninja technique and make of salary. Practice ninja technique on shrub not same as attack to samurai but any practice is benefit.

I have another ninja friend who working in hospital. In Japan hospitals are much busy place and doctor peoples and nurse peoples not having enough of time for to do everything. So now hospitals managers trying ways to improve maximum efficient of hospital. They thinking new way to doing things and result is my friend work in maternity ward in hospital in Osaka. After when babies born hospital many things must do: check weight, temperature etc of baby and also check to health of mother. When baby soon to be born at hospital, doctor calling to my ninja friend. He put on ninja clothing and gathering ninja weapons and fast commute to hospital. After baby is born, ninja use ninja training and grab sword and circumcise to baby. Cut off end part of baby penis is much important thing and my friend never mistake because excellence ninja training. However, sometime baby mother not appreciating ninja attack to baby penis.