Hello. Now I writing about ninja training in mountain of Japan.

In time of summer ninja often doing training of mind in mountain place. Ninja enjoy to spend alone time in mountains. Last week I did try such things. I travel to place of Japan called Hakuba in Nagano to climb mountain for training of mind. Hakuba famous for many mountains. On first day I wake up before see sun and start climb the mountain. For regular person not easy walking but for ninja not so difficulty. Ninja is much powerful.


After some hours I reach top of mountain. I drink water from mountain and have small foods. Then I meditation for some times. After that I perform ninja weapon training. Ninja training on mountain is best. Ninja training on beach or forest also good. Ninja training in city not best situation. One time I do such thing but I miss to target and put shuriken (ninja star) into buttock of Japanese housewife. She not pleased of experiencing my ninja training. I must do apology to her and neighbor people watching. Much, much embarrass for me.

When I do ninja training on top of mountain, I can receive energy from mountain. It very peaceful and relax place. There are sometimes peoples hiking but not so many and still quiet. Last time I do ninja training in Hakuba, location is peaceful and relax feeling. After I finish meditation and ninja weapon training, I practicing ninja technique of sleath. Mountain place is perfect for practice stealth. Try to catch mountain bird with hand is tradition ninja technique of training. This time at Hakuba I try such training. I hide in middle of mountain bush very quiet and waiting for bird to land. Ninja is patience so I must long waiting. After one hour no bird approach. Another hour also no bird approach. My leg very much pain but ninja so must 'gamman suru' (endure).

After maybe 2.5 hours I hear noise from below. I look down and see woman hiker climbing up and approach to my location. She is middle ages women and overweight so her hiking is slowly. She reach closer to my location. She not mountain bird but still good opportunity to practice stealth. I remain position and slow down for breathing so not to make noise. The middle ages woman stop in front of bush where I hiding and she drink water. Some middle ages Japan womens still looks beautiful. Unfortunate, but this women has face of squid. I can see clear because distance from her only 1 meter. Also she much sweating and smell is like old tuna in fish market. But still I remain in stealth.

But then disaster. The middle ages women look around and put down hiking pack. She start to undo belt and my heart racing. Middle ages women have need to urination! Much, much disaster! She pull down her pants and underwears and perform urination right in front of me. It such a disgust thing that food in my stomach try to jump into mouth and outside. I trapped in bush hiding and cannot perform escape from this squid face urination middle ages women. If I not ninja with much experience, I of course run. But code of ninja say we must "gamman" (endure) anything - this of course include injure, hunger, pain and even stink old women of urination.

Finally, old women hiker finish urination and leave. Rest of that day I cannot success to do more ninja training. I try meditation again but not success - cannot forget image in mind of urination women. I try weapon training again but concentration is failure. I try catch bird (of course different location!) but no success.

That day is very extreme terrible. Most worst thing for me is that seeing middle ages women urination is first time in long time for me to see naked part of women. Much, much shame.

Hello. I return to internet and again writing.

In recent time I talk to Fluwten about writing on internet place. I busy in before time but now have much time for writing and do posting on this website from now. Summer is not busy time for ninja so can do many postings. In summer many ninja customer on holidays or barbecue so not many business. But most ninja not upset at little business. Summer is enjoy relax time for ninja. Ninja of course still busy. Example, we must sharpening of swords and shuriken. Also must get every year's health check (ninja union rule). Also enjoy trip to beach and examine young bikini girls. Unfortunate, but no naked beach in country of Japan. Our courage is small so not have. Breast of Japan also small so maybe two reason not have such beach. Naked beach and no bust womens we can enjoy only little. Naked beach and amaze bust of foreign womens more enjoy for us.

Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I telling you more about continue story of plan of revenge to samurai.

I not repeat whole of story, but I trying to get revenge to samurai. He cutting flowers of my garden. I take photos of my man thing in milk bottle of his. I leave photo at his door of apartment for revenging to him. Unfortunate, but housewife woman who is neighbor of samurai get photos by my mistake. She scream and I running to home. But now she infatuate to me. Much, much problem.

On recent day I ask advice from Fluwten because I not ideas know what to do. I not enjoy attentions from ugly face housewife woman.

This times he give me to same advice as before times. He advice say to me is: “anal sex.” He not give detail so I assumption he mean I anal sex to housewife woman who infatuation to me. But she is disgust face housewife woman. If I see her body with not clothing, very sure I vomiting.

Everytime I having problem and asking to Fluwten, he proposal solution of sex in some person anus. Sometime that good advice but not for everytimes. When first I meeting Fluwten, I not know his advice everytime “anal sex.” So, first time I ask to him request advice I thinking of course sincerity advice from him. That first time problem situation was when have problem of taxes. In Japan, there exist tax deduction for purchase of uniform. If Japan persons must buying of uniform for job, they get discount of taxes. Of course, ninja is buying uniform so should get deduction of tax. Unfortunate, but tax office salaryman not agree and saying no deducation of tax. I go to office and explain of situation. But tax office salarymen disagree to me and says to deduction. I much, much angry and ask for him to explanation. He answer that ninja no need of uniform.

This is so stupid of comment I at first silent. Ninja must wearing black clothing which is uniform. If wearing business suit then cannot flexible move and cannot silent move. Ninja fight wearing salarymens clothes not possibility. I ask Fluwten for advice to me and he say ‘anal sex’. Of course I perfect not understand. Why sex in anus? How that help situation of tax. So I ask to him again and he say same answer of anal sex. He promising that is answer.

Next day I go back to tax office salaryman for more discussion. At first, tax office salaryman not desire to talking to me. He say our discuss time is finish. But I am persist and having meeting with him. I starting to arguing about tax law points again but he not listen. He say we have same discuss before and not need to talk same points. He try to making me to leave. I getting angry which is rare occasion for me. Then he trying to push me out of office because I stubborn to him and not leaving. I push back to him and say very loud fashion: “anal sex!” People in office stop all motion in instantly and looking at me. I realize situation and sprinting out of office. Situation is much much embarrass. That day is discover one of piece of wisdom: anal sex not solution in tax office problem.

Now I still having housewife womens problem and anal sex not solution. While I type this, she call to me house three time maybe because Valentine's Day of Romance some soon. First time I answer and she explain who is she and I hanging up phone. Then she call again two time. I need solve problem that not involve my man thing in her anus. Much, much difficulty problem…

Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I telling you more about big disaster with plan of revenge to samurai.

I not repeat whole of story, but I trying to get revenge to samurai. He cutting flowers of my garden. I take photos of my man thing in milk bottle of his. I leave photo at his door of apartment for revenging to him. Unfortunate, but housewife woman who is neighbor of samurai get photos by my mistake. She scream and I running to home.

This morning I go to the outside and open door and I have giant of surprise. In front me is same box that inside had photos! I much, much shocked. I looking around but see no persons so take box and going to inside. I take to kitchen and open. Inside is empty except one paper. Paper is note. It says “Thank you for photos!” The note is sign ‘Hiroko’ and ‘i’ in Hiroko name has a heart instead for the dot. The housewife of name Hiroko is attract to my photos and she discover photo coming from me! Very, very disaster. If single and beauty girl, not problem. But she is marry and has face same of disgust roll sushi. Not attraction for me. Situation could become big embarrass. Much, much stress.

I think I need to ask of help from friend Fluwten. He have much experience with womens and can advice to me. Now situation is perfect of disaster.

Posted by Ninja Shinichi at 5:59 AM
Labels: housewife, ninja shinichi, photography, samurai, sushi

Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I telling you about big disaster with plan of revenge to samurai.

Before I telling you about problem with idiot samurai who is neighbor to me and he cut flowers of my garden. I say to you my plan - I put my part of man into his milk bottles and take the photos. Later my plan to give to him my cut flower by him and photos in box and he drinking milk. So, I finish all preparation things and go to his apartment building. I leaving box in front of door and hiding and watching. I waiting for long time but sudden door open. Then, disaster occur. Out of house not come samurai, but housewife woman. I put box in front wrong door! I cannot believe my action so stupid. Housewife woman now have box with photo of my man thing in milk bottle and she go inside apartment. I cannot moving. I cannot attack to housewife woman and recovery of box with photography because not politeness. Ninja always very politeness. But if not do anything, housewife womans see photo of my privacy region. I shock more than ever in life.

After short time I hear scream – of course timing is same as her open of box. She surprise by photo of my thing. That time I panic and run to home. Unfortunate, but I so shock I trip and fall. Ninja of course must have excellent of balance so trip much embarrass thing. I have small injury to leg when fall so must hopping to home. I much, much, much angry to me.

In evening I meet with friends at izakaya (pub of japan) who are ninja and they noticing my injury walking. They ask about injury and I cannot answering to them. I cannot tell of truth and ninja of Japan have rule about lie so not talking. I not explain situation so friend tease to me. They suspecting injury is embarrass thing and tease continue and continue. My face much red and return to home. Much, much embarrass.

Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about hobby of garden and idiot of samurai.

Many of ninja have variety hobby in free time. Some enjoy watch television. Some enjoy read a book. Some enjoy buy young girls panty from machine of vending. I also have free time hobby. It maybe strange, but I enjoy to garden things. After much stress of ninja, relax and garden remove the stress. My garden kind have vegetable and fruits and flower and trees etcetera.

Garden is not difficulty hobby for ninja. Prune the trees is much quickly with ninja attack with sword to not need parts of tree. For vegetables and fruits, defense from animals is much importance. Sometime animal come to eating vegetable and fruits. But for ninja, defense to animal not problem. However, defense to one attacker is big problem. This attacker is one of samurai in neighbor. Ninja and samurai have much hate towards others. All of samurai have ego similar size of Fuji mountain.

Some peoples think ninjas not have courage of samurai because ninja using stealth. However, this judge of ninja is much untrue. Ninja frequent travel to enemy home place where many enemy but still continue. Samurai not do such things. Another reason I hating samurai because at dance club or other place, samurai always aggressive. If ninja at some of dance club and talking to girl, samurai always coming and try interfere to ninja. I much, much, MUCH hate samurai because this actions. I lose many chance to girls because of samurai obstruct to me.


Samurai not like ninja and not like some kind of flowers. Close to my house is one of samurai. When he walking by my garden he cut some of flowers he not like. I become much angry when seeing cut flowers after waking up in morning. Of course, I can challenge samurai to fighting no problem. But then ninjas and samurais in town increasing tension and maybe much fight. Not good situation.

So, I thinking of get revenge but not direct challenge fight. I thinking much time and realize solution. Every morning this one of samurai get delivery of milk. One morning, I go and collect delivery milk and go to home. In home, I careful open milk bottle. Then I taking my part of man in pants and put into milk bottle and then taking a photo. After, I close careful and return bottle to samurai house. For one week I doing same thing and keeping secret. Also every day samurai keep cutting flower of my garden. Tomorrow, I make final of move. I printing photos in home and gathering cut flowers. I put all in gift box and put in front of the door of samurai. Samurai getting milk and open box. Then he discovering reason of special flavor of one weeks milk. I think tomorrow be much, much interest day.

My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about shopping of grocery for ninja.

In daily life of Japan ninja, many dangers. Dangers including battle with powerful enemies, capture in enemy castle and torture etceteras. But most danger in daily life is in store of grocery. In store of grocery, use ninja attack is of course forbid. However, other people not follow similarity moral regulation and attack in grocery store. In such location, ninja forbid to use traditional defense such as counterattack with weapon and stealth. Enemy in store of grocery is not enemy ninja but thing in Japan we call oni baba. Translate mean ancient nasty womens. Ninja not having much of free time for daily life things like shopping, wash clothes, etc. So, when go to grocery store, goal is quickly buying and leaving. However, oni baba is difficulty obstacle. If shopping in store of grocery and it day of sale, oni baba have elbow of more danger than ninja star. Ninja have many of moral and code and rule. Oni baba have no such things.

I go to store of grocery today. Unfortunate, but today is large day of sale. Store of grocery become gather place of oni baba. I need to shopping today so cannot postpone. I run out of powder cleaner for clothes. Ninja clothes have much smells so must buy powder and wash. Stink ninja not stealth ninja.

I enter store of grocery and vision complete with scene of hell. Store of grocery fill with oni baba. There much noise and confuse . To location of powder cleaner difficult task. After ten minutes of push oni baba I reaching location. I taking powder box from shelf but then huge problem. I take powder box in hand and soon one of oni baba grabbing same box. I surprise but not let go. Oni baba instant become anger to me. She say to me I taking her powder cleaner. Of course, not yet payment so not hers. Also, I grab early than her so buying chance go to me. But oni baba and logic discuss no meaning. Oni baba only care save tiny money. This oni baba try grab box away from me. Unfortunate for her, I have fighting spirit even small things like powder cleaner. I not give up to powder cleaner. Oni baba grab increase strength and I return. Final, oni baba lose of grip. She instant become get anger of dragon. She grab other item locate on shelf and throw to me. Of course, my ninja reflex block attack. Oni baba become get anger of anger dragon. More danger now. Oni baba grab two of items locate on shelf. She try double hand throw to face of me. Of course, I moving so miss. Unfortunate, but items travel to face of other oni baba behind of me. At now, #2 oni baba angry to #1 oni baba. I in middle much unlucky location. #2 oni baba trying to hit #1 oni baba with fists. #1 oni baba trying counterattack by another item throw. Of course, hit oni baba #3.

Soon, store of grocery become field for battle similar Sekigahara. I making quick move to women of cashier and payment and return to home. Same night I watching news. Many oni baba in store of grocery battle become big story and police arrival and arrest. Oni baba is much, much danger. If you see, carefully please.