I not repeat whole of story, but I trying to get revenge to samurai. He cutting flowers of my garden. I take photos of my man thing in milk bottle of his. I leave photo at his door of apartment for revenging to him. Unfortunate, but housewife woman who is neighbor of samurai get photos by my mistake. She scream and I running to home. But now she infatuate to me. Much, much problem.
On recent day I ask advice from Fluwten because I not ideas know what to do. I not enjoy attentions from ugly face housewife woman.
This times he give me to same advice as before times. He advice say to me is: “anal sex.” He not give detail so I assumption he mean I anal sex to housewife woman who infatuation to me. But she is disgust face housewife woman. If I see her body with not clothing, very sure I vomiting.
Everytime I having problem and asking to Fluwten, he proposal solution of sex in some person anus. Sometime that good advice but not for everytimes. When first I meeting Fluwten, I not know his advice everytime “anal sex.” So, first time I ask to him request advice I thinking of course sincerity advice from him. That first time problem situation was when have problem of taxes. In Japan, there exist tax deduction for purchase of uniform. If Japan persons must buying of uniform for job, they get discount of taxes. Of course, ninja is buying uniform so should get deduction of tax. Unfortunate, but tax office salaryman not agree and saying no deducation of tax. I go to office and explain of situation. But tax office salarymen disagree to me and says to deduction. I much, much angry and ask for him to explanation. He answer that ninja no need of uniform.
This is so stupid of comment I at first silent. Ninja must wearing black clothing which is uniform. If wearing business suit then cannot flexible move and cannot silent move. Ninja fight wearing salarymens clothes not possibility. I ask Fluwten for advice to me and he say ‘anal sex’. Of course I perfect not understand. Why sex in anus? How that help situation of tax. So I ask to him again and he say same answer of anal sex. He promising that is answer.
Next day I go back to tax office salaryman for more discussion. At first, tax office salaryman not desire to talking to me. He say our discuss time is finish. But I am persist and having meeting with him. I starting to arguing about tax law points again but he not listen. He say we have same discuss before and not need to talk same points. He try to making me to leave. I getting angry which is rare occasion for me. Then he trying to push me out of office because I stubborn to him and not leaving. I push back to him and say very loud fashion: “anal sex!” People in office stop all motion in instantly and looking at me. I realize situation and sprinting out of office. Situation is much much embarrass. That day is discover one of piece of wisdom: anal sex not solution in tax office problem.
Now I still having housewife womens problem and anal sex not solution. While I type this, she call to me house three time maybe because Valentine's Day of Romance some soon. First time I answer and she explain who is she and I hanging up phone. Then she call again two time. I need solve problem that not involve my man thing in her anus. Much, much difficulty problem…
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Thursday, June 21, 2007
Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I telling you more about big disaster with plan of revenge to samurai.
I not repeat whole of story, but I trying to get revenge to samurai. He cutting flowers of my garden. I take photos of my man thing in milk bottle of his. I leave photo at his door of apartment for revenging to him. Unfortunate, but housewife woman who is neighbor of samurai get photos by my mistake. She scream and I running to home.
This morning I go to the outside and open door and I have giant of surprise. In front me is same box that inside had photos! I much, much shocked. I looking around but see no persons so take box and going to inside. I take to kitchen and open. Inside is empty except one paper. Paper is note. It says “Thank you for photos!” The note is sign ‘Hiroko’ and ‘i’ in Hiroko name has a heart instead for the dot. The housewife of name Hiroko is attract to my photos and she discover photo coming from me! Very, very disaster. If single and beauty girl, not problem. But she is marry and has face same of disgust roll sushi. Not attraction for me. Situation could become big embarrass. Much, much stress.
I think I need to ask of help from friend Fluwten. He have much experience with womens and can advice to me. Now situation is perfect of disaster.
Posted by Ninja Shinichi at 5:59 AM
Labels: housewife, ninja shinichi, photography, samurai, sushi
This morning I go to the outside and open door and I have giant of surprise. In front me is same box that inside had photos! I much, much shocked. I looking around but see no persons so take box and going to inside. I take to kitchen and open. Inside is empty except one paper. Paper is note. It says “Thank you for photos!” The note is sign ‘Hiroko’ and ‘i’ in Hiroko name has a heart instead for the dot. The housewife of name Hiroko is attract to my photos and she discover photo coming from me! Very, very disaster. If single and beauty girl, not problem. But she is marry and has face same of disgust roll sushi. Not attraction for me. Situation could become big embarrass. Much, much stress.
I think I need to ask of help from friend Fluwten. He have much experience with womens and can advice to me. Now situation is perfect of disaster.
Posted by Ninja Shinichi at 5:59 AM
Labels: housewife, ninja shinichi, photography, samurai, sushi
Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I telling you about big disaster with plan of revenge to samurai.
Before I telling you about problem with idiot samurai who is neighbor to me and he cut flowers of my garden. I say to you my plan - I put my part of man into his milk bottles and take the photos. Later my plan to give to him my cut flower by him and photos in box and he drinking milk. So, I finish all preparation things and go to his apartment building. I leaving box in front of door and hiding and watching. I waiting for long time but sudden door open. Then, disaster occur. Out of house not come samurai, but housewife woman. I put box in front wrong door! I cannot believe my action so stupid. Housewife woman now have box with photo of my man thing in milk bottle and she go inside apartment. I cannot moving. I cannot attack to housewife woman and recovery of box with photography because not politeness. Ninja always very politeness. But if not do anything, housewife womans see photo of my privacy region. I shock more than ever in life.
After short time I hear scream – of course timing is same as her open of box. She surprise by photo of my thing. That time I panic and run to home. Unfortunate, but I so shock I trip and fall. Ninja of course must have excellent of balance so trip much embarrass thing. I have small injury to leg when fall so must hopping to home. I much, much, much angry to me.
In evening I meet with friends at izakaya (pub of japan) who are ninja and they noticing my injury walking. They ask about injury and I cannot answering to them. I cannot tell of truth and ninja of Japan have rule about lie so not talking. I not explain situation so friend tease to me. They suspecting injury is embarrass thing and tease continue and continue. My face much red and return to home. Much, much embarrass.
After short time I hear scream – of course timing is same as her open of box. She surprise by photo of my thing. That time I panic and run to home. Unfortunate, but I so shock I trip and fall. Ninja of course must have excellent of balance so trip much embarrass thing. I have small injury to leg when fall so must hopping to home. I much, much, much angry to me.
In evening I meet with friends at izakaya (pub of japan) who are ninja and they noticing my injury walking. They ask about injury and I cannot answering to them. I cannot tell of truth and ninja of Japan have rule about lie so not talking. I not explain situation so friend tease to me. They suspecting injury is embarrass thing and tease continue and continue. My face much red and return to home. Much, much embarrass.
Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about hobby of garden and idiot of samurai.
Many of ninja have variety hobby in free time. Some enjoy watch television. Some enjoy read a book. Some enjoy buy young girls panty from machine of vending. I also have free time hobby. It maybe strange, but I enjoy to garden things. After much stress of ninja, relax and garden remove the stress. My garden kind have vegetable and fruits and flower and trees etcetera.
Garden is not difficulty hobby for ninja. Prune the trees is much quickly with ninja attack with sword to not need parts of tree. For vegetables and fruits, defense from animals is much importance. Sometime animal come to eating vegetable and fruits. But for ninja, defense to animal not problem. However, defense to one attacker is big problem. This attacker is one of samurai in neighbor. Ninja and samurai have much hate towards others. All of samurai have ego similar size of Fuji mountain.
Some peoples think ninjas not have courage of samurai because ninja using stealth. However, this judge of ninja is much untrue. Ninja frequent travel to enemy home place where many enemy but still continue. Samurai not do such things. Another reason I hating samurai because at dance club or other place, samurai always aggressive. If ninja at some of dance club and talking to girl, samurai always coming and try interfere to ninja. I much, much, MUCH hate samurai because this actions. I lose many chance to girls because of samurai obstruct to me.
Samurai not like ninja and not like some kind of flowers. Close to my house is one of samurai. When he walking by my garden he cut some of flowers he not like. I become much angry when seeing cut flowers after waking up in morning. Of course, I can challenge samurai to fighting no problem. But then ninjas and samurais in town increasing tension and maybe much fight. Not good situation.
So, I thinking of get revenge but not direct challenge fight. I thinking much time and realize solution. Every morning this one of samurai get delivery of milk. One morning, I go and collect delivery milk and go to home. In home, I careful open milk bottle. Then I taking my part of man in pants and put into milk bottle and then taking a photo. After, I close careful and return bottle to samurai house. For one week I doing same thing and keeping secret. Also every day samurai keep cutting flower of my garden. Tomorrow, I make final of move. I printing photos in home and gathering cut flowers. I put all in gift box and put in front of the door of samurai. Samurai getting milk and open box. Then he discovering reason of special flavor of one weeks milk. I think tomorrow be much, much interest day.
Garden is not difficulty hobby for ninja. Prune the trees is much quickly with ninja attack with sword to not need parts of tree. For vegetables and fruits, defense from animals is much importance. Sometime animal come to eating vegetable and fruits. But for ninja, defense to animal not problem. However, defense to one attacker is big problem. This attacker is one of samurai in neighbor. Ninja and samurai have much hate towards others. All of samurai have ego similar size of Fuji mountain.
Some peoples think ninjas not have courage of samurai because ninja using stealth. However, this judge of ninja is much untrue. Ninja frequent travel to enemy home place where many enemy but still continue. Samurai not do such things. Another reason I hating samurai because at dance club or other place, samurai always aggressive. If ninja at some of dance club and talking to girl, samurai always coming and try interfere to ninja. I much, much, MUCH hate samurai because this actions. I lose many chance to girls because of samurai obstruct to me.
Samurai not like ninja and not like some kind of flowers. Close to my house is one of samurai. When he walking by my garden he cut some of flowers he not like. I become much angry when seeing cut flowers after waking up in morning. Of course, I can challenge samurai to fighting no problem. But then ninjas and samurais in town increasing tension and maybe much fight. Not good situation.
So, I thinking of get revenge but not direct challenge fight. I thinking much time and realize solution. Every morning this one of samurai get delivery of milk. One morning, I go and collect delivery milk and go to home. In home, I careful open milk bottle. Then I taking my part of man in pants and put into milk bottle and then taking a photo. After, I close careful and return bottle to samurai house. For one week I doing same thing and keeping secret. Also every day samurai keep cutting flower of my garden. Tomorrow, I make final of move. I printing photos in home and gathering cut flowers. I put all in gift box and put in front of the door of samurai. Samurai getting milk and open box. Then he discovering reason of special flavor of one weeks milk. I think tomorrow be much, much interest day.
My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about shopping of grocery for ninja.
In daily life of Japan ninja, many dangers. Dangers including battle with powerful enemies, capture in enemy castle and torture etceteras. But most danger in daily life is in store of grocery. In store of grocery, use ninja attack is of course forbid. However, other people not follow similarity moral regulation and attack in grocery store. In such location, ninja forbid to use traditional defense such as counterattack with weapon and stealth. Enemy in store of grocery is not enemy ninja but thing in Japan we call oni baba. Translate mean ancient nasty womens. Ninja not having much of free time for daily life things like shopping, wash clothes, etc. So, when go to grocery store, goal is quickly buying and leaving. However, oni baba is difficulty obstacle. If shopping in store of grocery and it day of sale, oni baba have elbow of more danger than ninja star. Ninja have many of moral and code and rule. Oni baba have no such things.I go to store of grocery today. Unfortunate, but today is large day of sale. Store of grocery become gather place of oni baba. I need to shopping today so cannot postpone. I run out of powder cleaner for clothes. Ninja clothes have much smells so must buy powder and wash. Stink ninja not stealth ninja.
I enter store of grocery and vision complete with scene of hell. Store of grocery fill with oni baba. There much noise and confuse . To location of powder cleaner difficult task. After ten minutes of push oni baba I reaching location. I taking powder box from shelf but then huge problem. I take powder box in hand and soon one of oni baba grabbing same box. I surprise but not let go. Oni baba instant become anger to me. She say to me I taking her powder cleaner. Of course, not yet payment so not hers. Also, I grab early than her so buying chance go to me. But oni baba and logic discuss no meaning. Oni baba only care save tiny money. This oni baba try grab box away from me. Unfortunate for her, I have fighting spirit even small things like powder cleaner. I not give up to powder cleaner. Oni baba grab increase strength and I return. Final, oni baba lose of grip. She instant become get anger of dragon. She grab other item locate on shelf and throw to me. Of course, my ninja reflex block attack. Oni baba become get anger of anger dragon. More danger now. Oni baba grab two of items locate on shelf. She try double hand throw to face of me. Of course, I moving so miss. Unfortunate, but items travel to face of other oni baba behind of me. At now, #2 oni baba angry to #1 oni baba. I in middle much unlucky location. #2 oni baba trying to hit #1 oni baba with fists. #1 oni baba trying counterattack by another item throw. Of course, hit oni baba #3.
Soon, store of grocery become field for battle similar Sekigahara. I making quick move to women of cashier and payment and return to home. Same night I watching news. Many oni baba in store of grocery battle become big story and police arrival and arrest. Oni baba is much, much danger. If you see, carefully please.
My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about much, much trouble in new ninja class.
Recent, I telling you about new student of Japan salaryman who show much fighting spirit in class. But this student causing much problem last night. He using ninja stealth technique to steal panties from womens hanging clotheslines. He is catched by policemens and arrest. Policemens search of his apartment and discovery of many womens panties in his apartment. I very disgust of him. Many Japan mens enjoy collection of womens panties, but steal is not morality way. Morality way of collection of womens panties is buy from the panties vendings machine or asking to womens for borrow.
Situation is much, much shame for me.
Situation is much, much shame for me.
My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about my new ninja class.
Because of decline in number of ninja in Japan country, I decide to teaching class of ninja technique to regulars people. Before I only teaching in secret, but now deciding to advertisement and class in community center. I start class today and have 3 student. One is disgust housewife, one is Japan salaryman and one is female student of university. She very cute. It difficult to teach ninja technique to cute womens. Concentration not easily.
I start lesson is teaching of breathing. Much important for martial arts especially ninja. Breathe incorrect result is lose battle. I show three of students breathe technique. When I watching breathe of student of university, I become difficult to concentration. When she breathing, her chest of course move. Much, much distraction. But surprise, most fighting spirit students is Japan salarymen. For complete lesson he working hard to practice. I much impress. But I still preference for young student of university. Naked time with her I imagine much pleasurable. I not interest in naked time with Japan salaryman. Very disgust.
After class, housewife come to me and thank to me for teaching. Her face show too much enjoy. I thinking she has attraction to me. I not interest in her. She has look of face of Godzilla, famous Japan monster. I cannot imagine of naked time with fire breath monster. After return to home, I try and imagining of face of cute student of university. But Godzilla housewife face attack my imagination. Much, much disappoint. Cannot pleasure of self when Godzilla in imagination. Maybe even hentai person (pervert of Japan) cannot pleasure of self when imagine Godzilla. Godzilla too digust because Godzilla not have flabbergast bust or cute of smile. Not good things
I start lesson is teaching of breathing. Much important for martial arts especially ninja. Breathe incorrect result is lose battle. I show three of students breathe technique. When I watching breathe of student of university, I become difficult to concentration. When she breathing, her chest of course move. Much, much distraction. But surprise, most fighting spirit students is Japan salarymen. For complete lesson he working hard to practice. I much impress. But I still preference for young student of university. Naked time with her I imagine much pleasurable. I not interest in naked time with Japan salaryman. Very disgust.
After class, housewife come to me and thank to me for teaching. Her face show too much enjoy. I thinking she has attraction to me. I not interest in her. She has look of face of Godzilla, famous Japan monster. I cannot imagine of naked time with fire breath monster. After return to home, I try and imagining of face of cute student of university. But Godzilla housewife face attack my imagination. Much, much disappoint. Cannot pleasure of self when Godzilla in imagination. Maybe even hentai person (pervert of Japan) cannot pleasure of self when imagine Godzilla. Godzilla too digust because Godzilla not have flabbergast bust or cute of smile. Not good things
My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I writing about Lindsay Lohan.
Many Japan mens are fascination with foreign womens. I agree. However, most Japan mens not have chance to meet foreign womens and talking or more like things of naked varieties with them except of Russian payment girl. So, many Japanese mens enjoy to looking at photos of foreign womens on Internet. Myself too shy for this but friend Fluwten send me much photos of foreign womens. Some photo are too much pervert thing for my enjoy. Fluwten has variety interest in sex things I not understand for example midget wear latex and hard hat with ping pong ball actions.
However, sometime I get photo from Fluwten that give much joy for me. One time example is this photo of famous women Lindsay Lohan. This foreign women I like much.
When I looking at photo cannot concentrating on other things. If in ninja battle and enemy ninja show picture of Lindsay Lohan I defeated in instantly. Much dangerous photo for time of ninja battle, but in house not problem. In photo I understand Lindsay character much easily. She has intelligent and kind and beauty of old time lady similar with Audrey Hepburn.
I tell Fluwten about feelings of Lindsay Lohan and he very laughing. I much upset, but friend so not ninja attack. Then next day he send me photo of Lindsay Lohan with not wear underwear and camera angle in advantage position. In photo has possible to see her specialty place for enjoy penis entry. When I first see photo I shock. I not imagine to see such photo of Lindsay Lohan. To being honest, I disappoint in photo. I imagine her womens enjoy place is fantastically spot with sparkle and rainbow similar disco lighting. But it not. In photo I see her womens enjoy place look like some piece of hams hang in meat shop. Not much sexy. Much, much disappoint.
However, sometime I get photo from Fluwten that give much joy for me. One time example is this photo of famous women Lindsay Lohan. This foreign women I like much.
When I looking at photo cannot concentrating on other things. If in ninja battle and enemy ninja show picture of Lindsay Lohan I defeated in instantly. Much dangerous photo for time of ninja battle, but in house not problem. In photo I understand Lindsay character much easily. She has intelligent and kind and beauty of old time lady similar with Audrey Hepburn.
I tell Fluwten about feelings of Lindsay Lohan and he very laughing. I much upset, but friend so not ninja attack. Then next day he send me photo of Lindsay Lohan with not wear underwear and camera angle in advantage position. In photo has possible to see her specialty place for enjoy penis entry. When I first see photo I shock. I not imagine to see such photo of Lindsay Lohan. To being honest, I disappoint in photo. I imagine her womens enjoy place is fantastically spot with sparkle and rainbow similar disco lighting. But it not. In photo I see her womens enjoy place look like some piece of hams hang in meat shop. Not much sexy. Much, much disappoint.
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