Thursday, June 21, 2007

My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about much, much trouble in new ninja class.

Recent, I telling you about new student of Japan salaryman who show much fighting spirit in class. But this student causing much problem last night. He using ninja stealth technique to steal panties from womens hanging clotheslines. He is catched by policemens and arrest. Policemens search of his apartment and discovery of many womens panties in his apartment. I very disgust of him. Many Japan mens enjoy collection of womens panties, but steal is not morality way. Morality way of collection of womens panties is buy from the panties vendings machine or asking to womens for borrow.

Situation is much, much shame for me.

My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about my new ninja class.

Because of decline in number of ninja in Japan country, I decide to teaching class of ninja technique to regulars people. Before I only teaching in secret, but now deciding to advertisement and class in community center. I start class today and have 3 student. One is disgust housewife, one is Japan salaryman and one is female student of university. She very cute. It difficult to teach ninja technique to cute womens. Concentration not easily.

I start lesson is teaching of breathing. Much important for martial arts especially ninja. Breathe incorrect result is lose battle. I show three of students breathe technique. When I watching breathe of student of university, I become difficult to concentration. When she breathing, her chest of course move. Much, much distraction. But surprise, most fighting spirit students is Japan salarymen. For complete lesson he working hard to practice. I much impress. But I still preference for young student of university. Naked time with her I imagine much pleasurable. I not interest in naked time with Japan salaryman. Very disgust.

After class, housewife come to me and thank to me for teaching. Her face show too much enjoy. I thinking she has attraction to me. I not interest in her. She has look of face of Godzilla, famous Japan monster. I cannot imagine of naked time with fire breath monster. After return to home, I try and imagining of face of cute student of university. But Godzilla housewife face attack my imagination. Much, much disappoint. Cannot pleasure of self when Godzilla in imagination. Maybe even hentai person (pervert of Japan) cannot pleasure of self when imagine Godzilla. Godzilla too digust because Godzilla not have flabbergast bust or cute of smile. Not good things

Hello. My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I talking about bust of foreign womens.

Many Japan mens attract to foreign womens because foreign womens has astonish size bust. These busts cause mesmerize of Japan mens. When Japan mens see such magnitude bust, we cannot of thinking. We just mesmerize. For example, this picture of Scarlett Johansson. Her flabbergast bust instant cause of Japan mens explosion in pants.

Japan womens not have such magnitude chest usually so not such effect of Japan mens. Sometime Japan womens have high-ranking capacity of bosom but rare and mimicry of foreigns chest by transplant by silicones.

I not have personally experience with womens of outsized bust. One times in high school I have chance but miss. Our class go to Kyoto ancient city of Japan for classes’ field trip. In class is one student name Hana. She rare Japan girls with abundancy of breast. On seconds day of field trip I walking around Kinkakuji (Japan famous temple coat in gold) and noticing Hana is not close to others students. So I think I have chances to talking with her. I not have confidence much but her bosoms gives me much courage. Also sight of Hana make produce amplify effect in underwear of my part of manhood. I feeling is must talking with her. I walking to Hana and starting to talking with her. Unfortunate, but Hana notice projection of my pants to direction of her. She feeling of me is hentai (pervert of Japan). Hana walk away and disgust of me. I much, much disappoint and shame. Others of student discover of my projection to Hana and tease to me for rest of school year. They point to my pants and call to me “Tokyo Tower” and laughing. Much, much shame.

Anyway, returning topic to foreign womens bust. There exist many of foreign womens with gigantic bust. I much want to experiencing amusement time with such womens. But for ninja, much small possibility. Ninja life is life of secret to attack enemy and defense of enemy. Chance for romance encounter with foreign womens not much. Sometime when ninja meeting at izakaya (pub of Japan) there complaining of life of ninja because not so much convenience. But sometime I hoping for chance to travel to foreigns country and meeting with flabbergast bust. If I success, much, much enjoy.

My name Ninja Shinichi. Today I writing about Lindsay Lohan.

Many Japan mens are fascination with foreign womens. I agree. However, most Japan mens not have chance to meet foreign womens and talking or more like things of naked varieties with them except of Russian payment girl. So, many Japanese mens enjoy to looking at photos of foreign womens on Internet. Myself too shy for this but friend Fluwten send me much photos of foreign womens. Some photo are too much pervert thing for my enjoy. Fluwten has variety interest in sex things I not understand for example midget wear latex and hard hat with ping pong ball actions.

However, sometime I get photo from Fluwten that give much joy for me. One time example is this photo of famous women Lindsay Lohan. This foreign women I like much.
When I looking at photo cannot concentrating on other things. If in ninja battle and enemy ninja show picture of Lindsay Lohan I defeated in instantly. Much dangerous photo for time of ninja battle, but in house not problem. In photo I understand Lindsay character much easily. She has intelligent and kind and beauty of old time lady similar with Audrey Hepburn.

I tell Fluwten about feelings of Lindsay Lohan and he very laughing. I much upset, but friend so not ninja attack. Then next day he send me photo of Lindsay Lohan with not wear underwear and camera angle in advantage position. In photo has possible to see her specialty place for enjoy penis entry. When I first see photo I shock. I not imagine to see such photo of Lindsay Lohan. To being honest, I disappoint in photo. I imagine her womens enjoy place is fantastically spot with sparkle and rainbow similar disco lighting. But it not. In photo I see her womens enjoy place look like some piece of hams hang in meat shop. Not much sexy. Much, much disappoint.

Hello this again Shinichi. I talk now about polite and ninja.

I have free time now and talk about how ninja is politeness. Most imagine of ninja very cruelty person. This truth but not completely truth. Most ninja also have softly parts of heart. For example, good ninja always open door for old peoples. Ninja also not very use swearing languages because not polite.

Sometime ninja attack by secrecy methods. But sometime not secrecy method and have chatting time with opponent before begins the fighting. Chatting topics sometime family, sometime free time hobby, sometime news chatting and etcetera. After conclude the chatting then ninja bow and exchange business card and then fighting. Very politeness and traditional way for fighting.

Ninja is politeness also when travel. If travel by train, ninja not take seat if peoples standing. Ninja also not use of hand phone on train because annoy to other peoples. When ninja hitchhiking always offering of money for gasolines charges. Very politeness.

My name Shinichi. I this time write about Christmas

Fluwten is holidays now because the Christmas so I write for next few days. My apology because my English not good compare to my ninja ability.

In Japan tradition there exist no Christmas. But foreign culture bring many of things to Japan for example the Christmas, chocolate, foreign women, atom bomb and etc. Many people of Japan feel happiness about many foreign items in Japan. I not feel so happiness because Japan traditional things best for Japan. But I no angry.

In Japan the Christmas is not same as the Christmas of foreign peoples. We have no custom of large bird like turkey. In Japan oven not so big so no possibility for cook it. We also not give present to all peoples. Only some of children get present on Christmas in Japan. Sometime Japan salaryman give himself present of young girl but that not special thing to Christmas. That happening all of year.

Santa in Japan also not display in public siutation like in picture below. Japan Santa not have courage of penis like foreign Santa. Japan peoples very shy.
Also the foreign Christmas have tradition of mistletoe. If mistletoe hang up of you, you okay to kiss girl. In Japan no possibilty for this. Kiss girl in Japan not easy except of payment girls. But I not enjoy payment girls because of honor of ninja. To ninja honor and duty much importance. Unfortunate but honor and duty not helping to meet girls. Sometime ninja lonely because this. Sorry for make post sad and not full happiness but true maybe more importance.

Thank you for reading of my posting. Please to meet you.

My name Shinichi. Thank you for your reading of this.

I am ninja teacher of Fluwten McGunch. I apologies because my English not study since high school. Ninja usually no need of English language. More need of ninja star and sword not vocabularies and grammars.

I know Fluwten for 10 years since he came Japan. At first, I not know Fluwten directly. He have friend that is same friend of me so we know each others by friends introduction. Fluwten not know about Japan but interested and ask me Japan questions by the email. At 1996 he come to Tokyo to become gaijin ninja ('gaijin' mean ‘outsider’ but sometime meaning also ‘bad outsider’ - if not Japanese sometimes Japanese think it bad because not Japanese). It sometime racist maybe.

When come to Japan, Fluwten first explore the area of Tokyo call Roppongi. But he mistaked because no ninja teachers exists in the Roppongi. But he could meets lots of Japanese womens there instead. When Fluwten in Japan he make romance to many Japanese woman. He like especially put penis in hole for where womens are usually poop comes out. Japanese womens maybe not used to that. Maybe when he doing like that the Japanese womens very surprise like time Nikkei stocks market go down at 30% in one day. Except womens surprise this time is not losing the money of stocks but penis inside of her anus. Not same things exactly. I not know why Fluwten enjoy type of sex like this. Japanese womens have a specialty hole that is suitable design for enjoy penis entry.

After he leave Roppongi Fluwten travel to Kyoto old city of Japan. He very much like traditional Japan. He try many Japan customs like talking with Japanese girls, karaoke with Japanese girls and variety styles of ejection of the semen with Japanese girls. Many of such types of discharge of semen in Japan but most famous is the bukkake. If you internet search word 'bukkake' take carefully. It's specialty pervert thing of Japan. Some Japanese proud of bukkake more than samurai or Playstation. I think the ninja training or watch the sumo match more Japan culture than the bukkake. I much proud of Japan but only little proud of the bukkake.

In beginning I think Fluwten not serious regarding training of ninja because most time he spend with Japanese girls. But later he becomes seriously. He visit to my training center and ask about training of ninja. I tell Fluwten it take many years for the training. He say he have only three weeks. I tell to him cannot become ninja in three weeks. No possibility for successful. Fluwten say he have strong the body and the mind and success is very possibility. I still think not possibility but say okay to the ninja training of three weeks.

At start, Fluwten not have at all ninja technique. His sword fighting dangerous only to he. His shuriken (ninja star) throwing not accuracy. One day we training outside with shurikens and he hit schoolboy by accidentally. The boy parents very angrily at Fluwten. Fluwten make the offer to solve problem by put his penis in mother's anus. Father not happy at Fluwten's suggesting of donation of penis to wife. Mother maybe happy but not show happy so father not lose the face. At final, schoolboy not hurt so serious so not big problem.

After one week ninja training, Fluwten start become very technique. Sword technique and shuriken much improve. Fluwten get the skills very quick. I surprise because never see before ninja student get so much technique so fast time. At end of three weeks Fluwten pass final testing of knowledge ninja techniques. I very shocking. Fluwten very happy and celebrating all night with the expensive sushi and the sake and share of penis with the Japanese womens. I happy for him and proud of his accomplishing the ninja training. Fluwten go back home to Canada after but sometimes he returning to Japan. Everytime we meeting it happiness encounter. Maybe I someday can travel to the Canada and visiting Fluwten in place call Saskatchewan. I think not so many ninjas in Saskatchewan. I think not hard to find the job of ninja there. But Fluwten say winter in Saskatchewan is more bad than womens with no anus. Maybe sound not so good.